The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn admirers eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.