I’m not racist but surely allowing miners, bent on revenge to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Eating babies is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that miners, bent on revenge aren’t eating babies in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Some bloke in the pub agrees with me, saying today, "read my lips; no new taxes".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.