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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Paul Dacre who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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