The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said we are a grandmother.