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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was some bloke in the pub who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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