Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Twitter users have been urinating on the Union Jack outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Amanda Platell has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Urinating on the Union Jack: The True Face Of Evil", Amanda Platell says, "Ban this sick filth".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Twitter users. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.