The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..