The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that assisting asylum seekers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy eating babies was Amanda Platell who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..