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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping so-called migrants, all of them involving anarchists.

In the glorious days of The English People, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping so-called migrants, but nowadays thanks to anarchists helping so-called migrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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