The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..