The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Michael Howerd who today said I like sponge.