The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Anne Widdecombe who today said we are a grandmother.