The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams listening to loud music was some bloke in the pub who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..