The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was some bloke in the pub who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..