Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The Queen revealed that Guardian-reading do-gooders have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Guardian-reading do-gooders.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The Queen went on to say.


The Queen concluded, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".