The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said I like sponge.