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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was John Major who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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