Enviro-Mental-ists have been praising Osama Bin Laden the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

The English People said of enviro-Mental-ists, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets."

Enviro-Mental-ists made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.