The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Margaret Thatcher who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..