Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Corbynites such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Corbynites have this week been revealed as tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Corbynites would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Theresa May who this week said, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is acceptable behaviour.