The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving young single mothers.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to young single mothers being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..