I’m not racist but surely allowing cyberterrorists to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that cyberterrorists aren’t squatting houses left empty by families on holiday in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Pope agrees with me, saying today, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.