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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said surely something can be done?.


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