The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was The Queen who today said surely something can be done?.