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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are binge drinking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles binge drinking was Lala from the teletubbies who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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