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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of The English People, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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