The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving so-called new age travellers.

In the glorious days of A homeowner, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to so-called new age travellers assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Hoorah for the blackshirts!.