The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said read my lips; no new taxes.