The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Lala from the teletubbies who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.