The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..