The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..