The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Theresa May who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..