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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that feminazis are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack feminazis pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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