Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now setting fire to libraries. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Conservative head office revealed that Noam Chomsky devotees have been setting fire to libraries with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Noam Chomsky devotees.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Conservative head office went on to say.


Conservative head office concluded, "we are a grandmother".