I’m not racist but surely allowing so-called new age travellers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that so-called new age travellers aren’t pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Queen agrees with me, saying today, "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.