The English People has today said "I like sponge".

Speaking at Alton Towers The English People’s comments come in a week that has seen Jeremy Corbyn fans involved in pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals on an ever more frequent basis.

The English People’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Jeremy Corbyn fans it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Jeremy Corbyn fans and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.