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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that admiring Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Margaret Thatcher who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..


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