Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Thugs have been setting fire to libraries outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Conservative head office has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Setting fire to libraries: The True Face Of Evil", Conservative head office says, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for thugs. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.