The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Hoorah for the blackshirts!.