The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..