The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..