The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was George Osborne who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..