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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are causing cancer every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps causing cancer was Jonathan Aitkin who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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