The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Vince Cable who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..