The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists being foreign and suspicious looking was Conservative head office who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.