The Mail has learned that enviro-Mental-ists are responsible for being foreign and suspicious looking.

Has the world gone mad? Enviro-Mental-ists are being foreign and suspicious looking with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Enoch Powell, who said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened"