I’m not racist but surely allowing Jeremy Corbyn fans to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Selling heroin to the unions is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Jeremy Corbyn fans aren’t selling heroin to the unions in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.