An unnamed source has today said "we are a grandmother".

Speaking at Alton Towers An unnamed source’s comments come in a week that has seen glue-sniffing teenagers involved in engaging in steamy sex romps on an ever more frequent basis.

An unnamed source’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to glue-sniffing teenagers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Glue-sniffing teenagers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.