I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Jeremy Clarkson agrees with me, saying today, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.