The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Anne Widdecombe who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.